Setbacks.

Round trip, the bike ride for our kickball game was 20 miles. With four miles remaining, we were almost home and mentally prepared to strip out of our cycling gear and enjoy a cool shower --  It was July in Phoenix and we'd just rode 16 miles + played an entire kick ball game. We were hot and stinky.

With the sun setting, we hopped onto the sidewalk to avoid blind spots in the upcoming road. And I really hate riding a road bike on a sidewalks. You feel every seam, crack, and dip in the sidewalk's surface. But i hate blind spots in road at dusk more. 

With me leading the way, we hit 15 mph as we finished climbing a hill. We were not prepared for the sidewalk to suddenly end with a five or six inch sheer drop down to jagged, unfinished asphalt.

How did I miss something so large? 1. It was dusk. 2. We were cresting a hill so our visibility was limited. 3. We weren't prepared to ride in the dark and had no lights for our bikes. (Our kick ball game had been delayed and finished ninety minutes later than we planned.) 4. The street lights in that section of the street were not working. 5. This was our first time riding this route.

I saw the drop at the very last second and tried to stop. Manda tried to stop. Her forward momentum became my forward momentum as she collided with the back of my bike.

The only part of my body I remember hitting the asphalt was my hip. The next memory was confusion about being splayed out in the street with my bike on top of me. I lifted my bike off me and made sure Manda was okay. 

Moments passed in silence. Man, my hand hurt. I tell Manda, "I think I broke my hand." She didn't say much. She was still assessing her injuries.

A few moments pass in silence. The pain in my hand was now being echoed by my elbow. I tell Manda, "I think I broke my arm." I looked down and noticed blood running down my leg as a man walked by. He didn't offer to help.

More moments pass in silence. My arm was hurting more and more. I didn't feel my hip or my leg anymore.

What did we do next? We were roughly 4 miles from home.  Did we need an ambulance? No. We ran down the checklist of our friends who lived nearby. None of them had a truck to haul our bikes. It was only 4 miles, we would walk.

A mile and a half later, it was completely dark outside, I was starting to go into shock and Manda was having a hard time pushing both bikes.  All I could think about was getting home. After a quick check of the bikes, repairing the chain and realigning the brakes, we decided to try and ride the last two and a half miles home.

My left arm was completely useless and I was scared to clip into my pedals. I decided to ride home with one hand, wearing my kickball cleats. 

This was probably the dumbest and most dangerous decision I made this year.

Road bikes are squirrelly in general and are even more so when the handlebars are unbalanced by one hand use. I nearly crashed a dozen times and each time I would reflexively grab the handle bars with my left hand. Each and every time I did this an incredible, sharp, breath taking pain shot up my left arm. Combine this with having to ride long stretches in almost total darkness (no street lights) while cars fly past you in the bike lane and you end up with a broken cyclist who will most likely have anxiety and post traumatic stress problems for a very long time.

We did finally arrive home an hour later. We stripped off our cycling gear and assessed our injuries.  I was unable to bend or rotate my left arm at all. I suspected it broken. My hip was an amazing array of only blood blisters. Turns out, biking gear has protective qualities. My knee was really swollen and had a gnarly bruise on its side. I removed pieces of asphalt from my calf. My leg was bleeding, but didn't need stitches.

Urgent care was a blur. A physical examination. X-rays. Bandages. Soft cast. Sling.

By the time we arrive home from Urgent Care, I could not lift my head unassisted. With my entire left arm in a soft cast I had to take a bath to rinse off all the blood, asphalt, sweat, and antiseptic/ointments. It was the longest bath in history because Manda had to support my head the entire time.

Manda, thankfully escaped with minor scrapes and bruises. The morning after our crash she was able to have her gall bladder out as scheduled.

We took stock of our gear a few days after the accident:

  • The large chunk missing from the back of my helmet made it very clear how much stress my neck was under when my head hit the ground. I am lucky I did not sustain a concussion.
  • The tears in my Camelback backpack and cracked feeder tube illustrated the punishment it took protecting my ribs and spine. 
  • The large scratches and gashes on the palms of my cycling gloves reminded it could have been so much worse

After 4-5 doctor and specialist appointments my injuries were listed as:

  • hair line fracture in the elbow
  • sprained neck;
  • sprained elbow;
  • sprained wrist;
  • broken bones in my wrist and hand;
  • minor cuts and abrasions.
  • anxiety and post traumatic stress 

Six weeks after the crash:

  • I still cannot drive my car down that two and a half mile stretch.
  • Certain sounds and smells put me back on that bike in the dark trying to get home.
  • I now have lights permanently installed on all by bikes
  • I just started seeing a therapist to manage the anxiety and rediscover my joy of cycling.
  • I am still healing. I have another 3 weeks in the splint for my wrist. ,


Despite this setback, we are still addicted to cycling. To quote the Terminator: "We'll be back".

Peace Out.

Ouch. Again.

Garrison's torn paw pad has healed nicely. He was given a clean bill of health from his vet a couple of days ago. If only his health was still clean.

Every month or so, the kids (Lucy and Garrison) get their hair and nails done. They have a hair dresser (or groomer if you must) named Beth. Only Beth decided to get knocked up and had to take maternity leave. She didn't consult us, so we kind of felt like maybe she valued her family than us. :o)

Because our kids were looking nappy, we had to opt for an unknown hair dresser. Shouldn't be a problem right? I mean, how much could she mess up a haircut? *sigh*

Manda picked the kids up from their appointment this morning, only to notice Garrison was bleeding from his back right foot. Odd. He wasn't bleeding when we dropped him off.

Before Manda could even get an explanation, his nail fell off. Yes FELL OFF. Off to vet he went again. Free of charge this time. Free because the hair dresser people paid for it. (The kids get groomed at Petsmart, which thankfully also has a vet)

The hair dresser's only comment? "It could not have happened when I was clipping his toe nails." Hmm. That's kind of like a kid saying "I'm not doing anything" without being solicited.

Thankfully. Her coworkers were much more apologetic. They explained it was a direct result of his nail being cut too short.

Watching Garrison walk now is quite hilarious. He lifts the wrapped foot up much higher and sticks it straight back when walking. Poor guy. Not only does he walk funny. His hair cut is bad. Next thing you know, he'll start getting pimples and require glasses.

Hopefully, Beth's pregnancy situation resolves itself quickly. The kids won't have another appointment until Beth is back.  Not just because Garrison is now missing a toe nail. But because his hair cut is atrocious. Atrocious like a two year old cutting their own bangs with dull scissors.

Beth. Use birth control next time! :o)

Does anyone know where I can get some Lee Press Ons for puppies?

Peace Out.

Ouch.

Garrison. My pride and joy. My little man. I call him "Handsome". He's a dog.

Really

, though. He's our son. (He must have gotten the full body hair gene from someone else.)

Garrison loves to run. Unfortunately, our townhouse doesn't have a backyard, patio or anything close to that. When we first moved in, he attempted to run around the coffee and dining tables. However, wood floors are not known for their traction. After falling over, slamming into walls and embarrassing himself countless times, he now avoids the wood floors. Instead, he hops from rug to rug when he's excited or wants to play. It is actually very cute.

Due to the lack of a backyard, Garrison has grown to love the dog park. His weekly visits are the highlight of his week. I didn't think dogs kept track of what day it was, but he always knows when it's Sunday.

This past Sunday, he was running around with 3 of his friends... Sorry, don't know their names. I know, I shouldn't let our son play with kids I don't even know, but they looked harmless. I don't think they were members of a gang or using drugs. Actually, I don't think Garrison knows their names either. After all, he identifies them by how their butts smell. According to him they're "had diarrhea earlier", "sweaty balls" and "needs to douche".

Anyways, he was running around with his friends. We didn't know he had gymnastic abilities. He launched into some sort of cartwheel, round off back handspring,

with a twist

... only he didn't stick the landing. I personally would have given him a score of 8 if he hand just stuck the landing.

A few minutes later, we noticed him limping around. Upon further inspection, we noticed a tear/cut in the pad of his paw.

It was none-life-threatening. More like a really horrid paper cut. Yet we had absolutely no idea how to fix it. Good thing his doctor's office is just down the street from the dog park AND open on Sundays. 

One hundred and fifty dollars... yes $150... later, he is bandaged up, given a weeks worth of antibiotics and sent home with pain killers. (Really. I thought it was a little much.)

He's only managed to remove his bandage once, which resulted in us wrapping his leg with athletic tape. He hasn't managed to get that off yet. But he is smart. I have no doubt he'll figure that one out.

Peace Out.

Gonna take a Trip?.

One might call us accident prone, or clumsy. Personally, I would simply describe us as a disaster in the days before catching our flight to Vegas for Dana's Bachelorette Party. Of course, this is meant in the funniest way possible. Funny. Because people hurting themselves is always funny.

Kidneys are important for several reasons. So, imagine my surprise when 4 days before we're supposed to leave, the act of peeing became painful. Manda suggested I call the doctor. But what rational sense did that make? Really the doctor? Simply because it hurts to pee? Nah. That's a waste of 3 or 4 perfectly good minutes of my day.

What's that saying? Hind site is 20/20?

Two days later, intense abdominal pain finally prompted me to contact my doctor. Personally, I think he overreacted with the suggestion to go the ER. Really, it was just intense abdominal pain. Antibiotics would clear that up.

And they did. What I didn't see coming was my hip going out the very night I started the antibiotics. Yes, one day before our flight to Vegas. Despite the antibiotics, I still had pain while peeing because it hurt to sit down! I tried peeing standing up, but after having to change my socks 3 times, I just gave up on it. Women were just not meant to pee this way.

Two doctor visits and a muscle relaxer later, I found myself taking the puppies out to pee before we left for the airport. This innocent and often repeated act, took a turn for the worse when Garrison's retractable leash attacked me. Yes. Attacked me. Three of my much needed, and often used, fingers were savagely strangled and burned. It hurt. A lot. I screamed. But not a girly scream. I don't want you to get the wrong idea about me.

After throwing the leashes in Manda's direction, I limped, yes limped. (remember the hip thing?) back into the house, and stuck my hand under the faucet. I needed to put out the flames that were arching off my fingers. Unfortunately, *sigh* anyone who lives in Phoenix knows there is no such thing as cold water coming out of a faucet in the summer. Impossible. Not gonna happen. Please try again in 6 months.

At this point I was jumping up and down (This helps the pain. Try it. It works) yelling things I hope small children didn't here. This situation was serious. Thankfully, a firefighter (she was short, blond, really cute.) arrived with ice. It was from the freezer. It was perfect. The pain subsided. Temporarily.

For the next 12 hours, I walked around with an ice pack on my hand. If the ice melted, which it did on occasion, I would cry until additional ice was found. Yes. I was a baby.

Things couldn't get worse could they? Right. I'll let Manda take it from here.

Peace Out.
Lindsay